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    poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Sat 20 Oct - 22:03:32

    'Mavericks merry men'

    Trentham gold have got it all to do
    At giving grief they're bottom of the queue
    The four just men are trenthams second string
    Mavericks a county champ taken under his wing
    Suez canal league round two, peg forty
    Here sat 'bobby crush' smart arsed little shorty
    He's beat Spitfire Bob sat on peg forty two
    Six fucking ounces any weight will do
    I've kept him quiet, it's no mean feat
    He's fished it wrong! Sat to long on the meat !
    Trentham gold the best in the land
    Bobby's team gave him a bloody big hand
    They laughed and cheered got the better of us
    If their gobs get any bigger you could park a bus.
    They are jumping through hoops got "no fear"
    They've got all the gear and "NO FUCKING IDEA"
    led by Dean Lockett ex county champ
    With Bobby Crush the lady with the lamp
    He told me last that he likes it hard
    I'll send you best wishes in a get well card
    Keep up the verbal and i'll make you blush
    Just a word of warning for short Bobby Crush
    I will send in eggman and his heavy mob
    And revenge will be sweet for "Spitfire Bob"
    Six rounds to go, will you be havin a bet
    Or chicken out, we will make you sweat,
    I'm up for a few quid, i don't mind a flutter
    I just hate being beat by a fucking nutter![center]
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Sat 20 Oct - 22:20:02

    Feeder phil poem will be posted monday.
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Tue 23 Oct - 20:40:44

    "OX0CHUCKLES"

    This story's got no begining or will have no end
    "Phil the feeder" won't change, on that you can depend!
    They run "TRENTHAM A/C" like a concentration camp,
    Excluding woody who's always exceedingly damp,
    "PHIL THE FEEDER" fishes where he has'nt drawn'
    Causes loads of derrision and plenty of scorn'
    Pool 5 at 'cudmore', I just have to confess'
    I thought you should all be in fancy dress.
    Eggy and pongo run a tight ship, i guess?
    Ones fuckin porgy, the other must be bess,
    Now issak walton not quiet phils style,
    But he stayed in his peg for a little while,
    Drew thirty on suez caught in 29-28 and twenty seven
    Won the money could have ended up in heaven,
    Hall pool at blackhall, flyer peg twenty
    Caught in woody's peg filled his nets with plenty
    Forty four at heron brook he nearly fuckin quit
    Two pounds and eight ounces,"what a twit".
    He could have cast his feeder into peg 35
    Via passing woody who hadn't taken a dive (ho,ho)
    Doesn't win without cheating, thats "phil the feeder"
    Eggy and pongo said the weasels a bleeder,
    When he's told where to cast, takes no heed
    No room for error where it lands he'll suceed,
    Catching whats not in his peg he's the master
    It's got to be said he,s a "fucking wank caster"!
    So please stay in your peg don't take the piss
    If you really want fucking see eggy for a kiss.


    Why oxo? cause he's a laughing stock!
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Tue 23 Oct - 20:44:00

    Another excellent effort keith.
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Sun 4 Nov - 12:20:44

    "GOTCHA EGGMAN"
    OR
    "WATERGATE"

    Do you like your eggs, boiled, scrambled, poached or fried?
    Over easy, the egg man, bang on!He replied
    could Will Raison or Darren Cox improve his fishing,
    Or is it something upstairs he's got missing.
    Sometimes on a shed full, loosing one a bloody chuck,
    Large and Chubby, like Friar fucking Tuck.
    A Mr Carp text me, he said what's all this?
    Is some stupid arsehole taking the fucking piss!
    A silly twit had disturbed his sleep,
    Managed to fall in Suez, where the waters quiet deep.
    The clumsy bastard has broke a section in two,
    Lost his phone! Its gone to pastures new,
    It wallowed around like a beached fucking whale,
    When it clambered out, it was Ashen and Pale.
    Shivering with cold,he shook like a jelly,
    Snot dripping down his nose and onto his belly,
    Boots full of water making his legs go bandy
    He just needs a blanket, to look like Ghandi,
    He stayed till the end cause he caught some fish,
    Whilst all around took the fucking piss!
    Eggman's language I'm told was choice,
    Bang On! He'd be fucking useless without his voice,
    His titles slipping away falling through his fingers,
    Using the wrong pellets obviously not ringers,
    In the winter league he's not making it pay,
    There's always the spring league starts in May,
    I believe a mankini is his choice of evening wear,
    Rabbits on his head, from a distance they look like hare,
    So now we've had a laugh, have a I caused a frown,
    Trentham anglers have more than one clown,
    I wasn't going to mention woody 3 times he fell in,
    Eggman's after your title, is he your fucking twin!
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Sun 4 Nov - 12:21:47

    Cheers keith !!!
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    Re: poets corner by Keith Stevenson (legend)

    Post by Eggman78 on Wed 14 Nov - 20:45:50

    "SNAPPED"

    I,ve written before of the eggmans demise
    Have you seen the sorrowfull look in his eyes
    Three weeks ago he broke a number 3 in two
    Fell into suez, and lost his fucking phone too!
    He's got plenty of number 4's i think about five
    Have you seen the eggman doing the hand jive
    Jumping up and down loosing his fucking cool
    Acting like a little kid who should be back at school
    On the winter league kicked a number 5 into the lake
    The bloody clumsey arseholes made another mistake
    Sunday the 10th the penultimate club match
    Broke his number six can't be repaired by a patch
    Three inches from the end it's totally fucked
    Like a headless chicken ran around and chucked
    Sections severn eight and nine, due for a break
    What! another disaster some kind of earthquake
    His only salvation for being a hamfisted plank
    He's got plenty of money in his piggy bank
    You've got to admit there's no bloody hope
    Eggmans poles in the hands of a fucking dope.

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